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When you are a bear of very little brain, and you think of things, you find sometimes that a thing which seemed very thingish inside you is often quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
I'm Addie Ghoul. This is my life. I go to the Culinary Institute of America. I love my friends. I live for the weekends. I have an awesomely beardtastic fire fightin' boyfriend. Talk to me!! :D
This is my weight loss blog:
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/ghoulgetshealthy
I'm gonna be tracking it and making it happen. Time for a healthier ghoul!
Who ever reblogs this by the 5th of February will have me creep through their blog, and draw whatever anime character I feel represents you the most, based on your blog.
I’m just gunna post it on my blog and tag it with your username when I’m done. I’m doing all of them. Come on peOPLE.
sord:
Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
- 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
- 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
- 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
- 1-2 Razors
- Mix everything together in a bowl.
- Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
- Shave your legs.
- Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
- Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
- Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
- Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
- Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.
i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity
HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY
I forced my sister to touch my angel soft legs, lol. This is seriously a god-send recipe for the legs of a princess (or prince). Also, this makes a heck of a lot, so mix it in something you can store in your bathroom for later use.
curious!
Watching Religulous.
I’m like 10 minutes in and I can already see why people wouldn’t like it. Humans can’t stand having something they believe in challenged.
It’s okay for someone to think your belief in God is complete bullshit, just like its okay for you to believe in that God.
Personally, true, LaVeyan Satanism is looking better and better.
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
"(Source: ellielamothe)
Makeup today!
I could have been engaged a year by now.
But no :(
(Source: mydollyaviana)